Total Medals Earned: 4,586 (From 774 different games.) Total Medal Score: 96,730 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (360/460 points)
Make 5 consecutive shapes correctly
Play 3 times in a row
Complete the first pattern
Reach level 10
Make a pattern just before the times end
Reach level 15
Do one pattern in less than 1 second
Make 10 consecutive shapes correctly
Reach level 20
Make 15 consecutive shapes correctly
Like us on facebook
Score 1 million points or more
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Get a score of 300
Get 50m away from the laser
Get a score of 999
Get 128m away from the laser
Master the use of the Scroll Lock key (score of 1500)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Answer all question correct
Complete the game and get a score of 247500 or above
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 2/14 (55/425 points)
Pause the game.
Beat story mode.
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get a combo of 25
get a combo of 50
get a combo of 100
Medals Earned: 9/9 (285/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/85 points)
Pick up your Keys
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Defeat all enemies
